An over the top, overly aggressive, politically correct in every which way conceivable Human Resources Department that snuffs the heart and soul out of a company.
Bob - Crap, I'm being summoned by the Hemorrhoid Police...
Peter - What'd ya do?
Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...
Peter - What'd ya do?
Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...
by bullharbour November 10, 2012
Get the Hemorrhoid Policemug. Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas
Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police
by Unclegripper June 12, 2018
Get the sea policemug. Pandemic police are annoying busybodies during Covid-19, who constantly judge and shame people allegedly breaking social distancing rules and buying "non-essential" purchases.
Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.
These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.
These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Uggh the pandemic police were giving me dirty looks and calling me a bad mom for bringing my 5 year old with me to the grocery store.
by Jenmic April 20, 2020
Get the Pandemic Policemug. by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021
Get the asmr policemug. Commonly given by a company or place of business to the men and women in law enforcement, EMS, and firefighters
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.
by TheJew2k September 25, 2019
Get the Police discountmug. People who go to desperate measures to avoid spoilers. Even if its a game/show/movie they already seen, they go insane when they see one tiny spoiler.
Gamer A: Did you hear about (game)?
Gamer B: Yeah, (character) dies, its sad.
Spoiler Police: SHUT UP! NO SPOILERS IN HERE!
Gamer B: Yeah, (character) dies, its sad.
Spoiler Police: SHUT UP! NO SPOILERS IN HERE!
by SaturnStorm November 7, 2020
Get the Spoiler Policemug. An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.
Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014
Get the Wiggle policemug.