mommy mustard

When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”

Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby

“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly

by Jommbo February 28, 2025

Mustard

When something is good, but not great. Mild or ok.

"How was your shift?"
"Pretty mustard.

by amiblanchin August 11, 2024

Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

by slimelord August 24, 2018

Mustard

No it’s not an instrument Patrick

“Is mustard an instrument?”

by VladimirPapa June 13, 2018

grammar mustard

Some1 on Instagram who lacks in the grammar department. Grammar Mustards might think of themselves as grammar masters but spell master and mustard. For example, the first found Grammar Mustard was discovered by Sophia and Stella. :)

"That's not how you spell that Sofa, you grammar mustard"

by Sofa the grammar mustard December 21, 2016

Mustard kink

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.

That GEET is fucking the mustard again. The GEET must have a mustard kink.

by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023

Money Mustard

I mean... it's cum

She loved the sausage but wasn't so happy once she got the money mustard.

by JustThatGuy00 September 15, 2017