n. A title shared by two or more Southern gentlemen acknowledging they have had sex with the same woman.
Whudn't 'til I got drinkin' with ole Jimmy that I realized we wuz pecker-in-laws sic for damn near 15 years.
by Spank Me Again Kelly! January 30, 2005
Get the Pecker-in-lawmug. A set of rules when one is in a drinking situation, whereby if one is asked what is the law they must drink a "claws worth" i.e the width of their hand around their glass.
Steven says, "Whats the law?"
Mark says, "Claws the law"
(Mark then drinks a claw)
Jesus (at the last supper) - "Hey Judus What the law?"
Mark says, "Claws the law"
(Mark then drinks a claw)
Jesus (at the last supper) - "Hey Judus What the law?"
by Laura & Vicky May 21, 2008
Get the claws the lawmug. When debating with a comrade, the longer your discussion continues, the more likely it is the comrade's argument will degrade into nothing but character assassinations, and baseless assertions; this will always inevitably happen.
(A variant of Sargon's Law, or Hoodie's Law )
(A variant of Sargon's Law, or Hoodie's Law )
by BlackSoNotCriminal July 13, 2017
Get the Esoteric's Lawmug. Congratulations on reading to the bottom. Go grab yourself a congratulatory beer.
If you just scrolled here anyway, hey, what says you can't have a congratulatory beer?
If you just scrolled here anyway, hey, what says you can't have a congratulatory beer?
If this somehow gets above J-Mont's definition of "Man Laws", grab a beer, get comfortable, and read on, my friend.
by DNottin May 25, 2013
Get the Man Lawsmug. by Robert A. August 12, 2004
Get the Booch's Lawmug. The Law of the Universe that states: Every hot girl you know/meet already has a boyfriend that is nowhere near as cool as you.
Man 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick over there, I think I might go try my luck."
Man 2: "Don't bother dude, remember Raley's Law."
(Man 1 tries his luck, gets denied)
Man 1: "Dude! She had a boyfriend, and he was a total tool!"
Man 2: "I tried to tell you, Raley's Law never fails!"
Man 2: "Don't bother dude, remember Raley's Law."
(Man 1 tries his luck, gets denied)
Man 1: "Dude! She had a boyfriend, and he was a total tool!"
Man 2: "I tried to tell you, Raley's Law never fails!"
by HammaTyme July 30, 2010
Get the Raley's Lawmug. A law restricting activities or sales of goods on Sunday, which stems from the accommodation of Christian Sunday worship. Many states continue the use of blue laws for the sole sake of tradition. Many states in the Southern United States still practice of these blue laws. These are called Blue Law States.
The blue law is usually referenced with respect to the prohibited sale of alcohol. However, it is often associated with the prohibition of any sales whatsoever.
The blue law is usually referenced with respect to the prohibited sale of alcohol. However, it is often associated with the prohibition of any sales whatsoever.
"I hate Georgia; you can't buy any alcohol from 12AM Saturday to 12AM Sunday. How am I supposed to watch sports on Sunday without any beer? Damn blue laws."
by Shifty Eyed Goat November 6, 2005
Get the blue lawmug.