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Truth Falcon

A person who speaks controversial truth with fervour while giving off the energy of a Sunday morning televangelist.
He's really truth falconing today about Covid.
by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021
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Millennium Falcon

A piece of junk that needs to be blown out of the sky, according to Kylo Ren.
Millennium Falcon: *exists*
Kylo Ren: BLOW THAT PIECE OF JUNK OUT OF THE SKY!
by Flatblok71 June 21, 2020
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falcons syndrome

Starts when a sports team has a huge lead for the majority of the game and it appears the game is going to be a blowout. When contracted, the leading team then allows the opposing team to catch up and ultimately win the game, typically in the last part of the game which may include overtime.
The most well known case of Falcons syndrome occurred when the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the fourth quarter of Super Bowl 51 against the New England Patriots.
by Darksephir November 18, 2019
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The Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.
When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
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Falcon it

To snatch defeat from certain victory, typically involving a double digit lead late in American Football games.
Boy did you see that football team in Atlanta really falcon it in the Super Bowl! And again vs the Cowboys, and Bears...
by thewazzukid September 28, 2020
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Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."
by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012
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Truth Falcon

A person who speaks their version of the truth with anger and gusto while giving one the feeling that they are being preached to by a televangelist.
He's really truth falconing today about Covid.
by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021
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