Falconed

(verb) A magical disappearing act of vanishing for hours from your zone. To do nothing all shift and leave the the work to the oncoming shift. Creating your own mandatory break. The subtle art of being a lazy ass nurse.

Fal-coned

"I'm just going to falcone today."
"I just got falconed!"
"I'm falconing it right now."

by VTAnurse February 22, 2021

Blue Falcon

When you take your wife to a restaurant with a large group and you end up sitting apart from each other. Then the waiter shows up, completely over booked and takes your wife’s order but she completely doesn’t give two craps about you or your order. She doesn’t even ask you, like you’re not even there with her. So now you’re waiting till the restaurant closes before you even get your food.

What the hell, how did she get her food already? “Babe, did you order for me? What do you mean no?” Man, my wife is such a BLUE FALCON!!

by FSDII October 16, 2021

slippery falcon

Nickname for a Rito, male hooker in the Legend of Zelda Breath of The Wild.

Oh man, that slippery falcon was worth every ruppee!

by EpicFirno April 18, 2018

Truth Falcon

A person who speaks controversial truth with fervour while giving off the energy of a Sunday morning televangelist.

He's really truth falconing today about Covid.

by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021

blood falcon

a blue falcon covered in blood

i just saw a blood falcon flying over us

by dfrewsd November 6, 2022

suck a falcon

Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.

Man 1: Hey, your a queer.
Man 2: DUDE, SUCK A FALCON!

by Mr Krayons March 28, 2012

Thalia falcon

Thalia falcon is an upcoming music artist that is very talented. her music is out on all platforms! so sweet to her fans, she calls her fans falcons. she is the funniest human being you’ll ever meet. she always give the best advice.

go stream Thalia falcon on all platforms

by Unknownsidols September 10, 2023