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Brad

(noun)
1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.

Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
“He said we have a deep connection, but he also said his wife doesn’t know about me. Classic Brad.”
by EmotionalExitStrategy June 18, 2025
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Brads Chick

A very unwise non simp worthy creature that’s in love with Brady Andrulot but is too scared to admit it because of her recent failures in trying to pull him off.

She’s very persistent but it still gets her nowhere because Brady simply doesn’t like her
“ayo it’s thats simp brads chick back for round 6 with brady andrulot”
by imnotchris7 September 24, 2020
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Brad

An Australian male, usually with limited education, who is loud and obnoxious at all times.

A Brad is often found overseas getting into pub fights, chanting Khe Sanh or The Horses at high volume with fellow Brads, causing property damage and generally pissing off the locals.
"Look at those Brads over there chanting Khe Sanh and doing shoeys"
by 10lo October 9, 2022
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Brad Miller

A special American baseball player who has played for the Seattle Mariners, Tampa Bay Rays, Milwaukee Brewers, and Cleveland Indians. Primarily plays in the infield, occasionally in the outfield. Needs more opportunities to show he's one of the best hitters in the game.
Brad Miller won the game for the Brewers by taking ball four with the bases loaded!
by eatdatpanda445 May 24, 2019
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BRAD

a midget who has a massive cock.
"holy fuck I got a dicking from brad last night"
by daddyjakey September 29, 2022
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Brad

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.

A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.

He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."
"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."
by AH73 July 21, 2020
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brad

fat fat fat fat fat fat fatf atf atfatafat doesnt know when he is in the wrong very dumb does not think could be gay to pussy to tell
p2 : brad is fat and possible gay
p1: yeah lol i am gearge ooga booga
by johnsmith443 August 25, 2020
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