Alan

Being a d*ck about things

Stop being an Alan man!

by Likestodrinkbeer6789 November 22, 2021

Alan

Alan will bang ur mum twice inside a caravan if he sees one more urban dictionary shit

Alan got Chlamydia from ur mum

by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021

alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.

*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.

by alan sax September 22, 2015

Alan

The worst valorant player and person you will ever meet. A straight-up e dater who spends the majority of his time in packard hall. Shut up kid

Wow that guy is an Alan, he definitely plays league.

by notalanchian January 20, 2022

Alan

Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.

Oh, Alan, yeah he totally likes her.

Oh yeah, Alan is such a moody asshole.

by tinnytintin September 21, 2022

alan

A person.

Hey, alan.

by mamelao April 19, 2023

Alan

ALAN IS SO HOT HE IS A CURLY HEAD MAN ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM HE HAS A HUGE PENIS THAT LOADS OF CUM GET OFF OF HIM PLS DATE HIM

ALAN THE MAN

by alaniscute May 19, 2022