telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

Nerd Tell

When someone who seems fairly mainstream blurts out something really nerdy revealing how nerdy they really are.

OMG! When Joe was talking about that book he really liked and then blurted out that, "if you look in the back of the book, it will tell you what fonts were used", he totally revealed his nerd tell!

by AdGuy June 23, 2014

zara tell

Världens bästa människa
A very very sexy girl
Singel right now

Zara tell är bäst

by Ronja lakovski December 13, 2016

If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?

If it is already known, do I have to tell you?

"How come you didn't tell me you two are dating?"

"If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?"

by 21_wishes_in_a_dream December 18, 2018

Piss and Tell

The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.

"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

tell someone who cares

Michael Reid

"Tell someone who cares" "Oh Michael Reid does!"

by lololol2 September 6, 2018

Smelling n telling

The person who blabs on you for shitting yourself next to others who didn't know.

Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough

by SilkenKnight36 March 25, 2019