Chocolate Telescope

The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you

Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye

by Realfluffy20 April 3, 2021

Coconut Telegraph

The Coconut Telegraph is the Tropic's version of The Grapevine. Think of it like two halved coconut shells connected by a string.

You can hear it on the Coconut Telegraph, all dee iland gossip, who did dis and dat.

by SukyfykuS May 5, 2023

Movie edited for television

Lame, Stupid, Waste of good films. Major 'pet peeve' amongst many people throughout the known world.

"I'm tired of these mother-loving snakes on this mother-loving plane!!!!" - Movie edited for television

see also Censorship

by Nephilimaura February 4, 2010

Hubble Space Telescope

What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.

“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”

by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019

rungaha remagaha woraha teleha etoyamtee ramgay

Long long ago, 1000 years before the kingdom of Ruraiharapur (present day Mangolia) was established, the king Vapashtra I and his descendants, Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay, and his grandson, Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay was born in 2009. Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay has king Vapashtra I's ancestry. His family history includes, Vapashtra I's son, Prince Lansapuram, married Princess Maharashtra, in fact, the Indian State Maharashtra was named after Princess Maharashtra. They had a son named Mumbaisetri. The Indian city of Mumbai was named after him. 600 years later, Mumbaisetri's great-great-great-great grandson, Mahanaga Rehasi Hamajagah Lamsaobaygio Bị Xỉu Rồi married Sansansi Pupunang Yamtee Ramgay, and had a son named Susasapay Palasau Yamtee Ramgay. His grandson would be Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay and his great-great grandson would be Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay.

I can't believe it! I didn't know that Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay have Vapashtra I's ancestry!

by hund11111 December 23, 2022

Telepathic

Exchanging your internal voice and mental images with people at a distance

I hear the FBI in my head I think the Illuminati is communicating with me telepathically

by David Illuminati June 4, 2016

nubble space telescope

having an internet connection so slow that u transmit and receive data as fast as the hubble space telescope.

he's lagging so badly he could be a nubble space telescope

by moon August 1, 2004