ted

a tiny teddy bear who happens to also be a ghost

ted sucks

by ethan.chowww May 29, 2020

Ted Grey

The extrememly sexy guy in the movie PATHOLOGY,who uses his pathological skills to commit the perfect murder.........

That Ted Grey? He Can Kill Me Any Time He Likes!

by Coroner V May 22, 2009

Ted Strudel

When a woman urinates post coital whilst the man's penis is still inside her vagina.

I've had a few girls give me a Ted Strudel instead of getting up to go to the bathroom... Didn't hate it.

by Djijn July 23, 2021

Ted

AN AMAZING MAN WITH LARGE MUSCLES AND BALLS THE SIZE OF JUPITER(s) WHO HATES IDOITS

person 1: Ted is muscle
person 2:ye

by BICKDIGGAMINGCOOL2434658 November 7, 2022

Ted Ireland

THE WITNESS! THE FINAL BOSS OF DESTINY 2!

TED IRELAND IS THE WITNESS, REVEALED!

by student7184761 July 21, 2022

ted snaking

The act of buttfucking one of your bros or hommies. The name "ted" refers to bill and teds excellent adventure, and their buttfucking chemistry.

Bob: hey what were you and Charlie doing last night

Todd: oh yeah, we were ted snaking each other in the Dennys parking lot.
Bob: bruh... thats dope af

by Dragon dix August 2, 2021

A Ted Talk

A person that lectures or rambles continuously about their life or supposed subject of expertise.

Is she done having a ted talk, we want to checkout our items

by jondich May 4, 2022