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Un-tech savvy

know how to use technology but no idea or care of how it works
Liz loves her Mac but she doesn't care how it works...she's so un-tech savvy!
by tigonator October 12, 2008
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techanic

n.

Anyone who works with or has expertise in anything technical. Techanics, much like their sibling the 'mechanic', are placed in situations of similar power with regards to screwing you over monetarily without you even knowing.

Most of us have a techanic we go to that we can trust when we have questions about building a website, or buying a computer so when we go shopping we won't get gouged on the prices.
I went to best buy to purchase a new computer, but the techanic up there just kept trying to sell me features I didn't think I needed, and quoted me a $2999 on a new basic system!

Josh, my techanic, says Web 2.0 is overrated.
by lazyeye78 April 15, 2009
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techcrunched

When your web, e-commerce, or Software As A Service (SaaS) site collapses under the load of all the new visitors that come to it because your company and/or URL appeared in a TechCrunch.com article that claims how great your company and/or service is. Success or failure comes suddenly based on your ability to scale from a handful of servers to thousands in a matter of a few hours.
Phil's new "I slept with Tiger Woods" T-Shirt business was TechCrunched and he wasn't even able to process 1 order, let alone the flood of over 100,000 requests that came in under an hour.
by Mark L Stevens January 25, 2010
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Tech Ninja

The title given to the Asian guy you work with who is responsible for fixing the computer problems of his incompetent coworkers even though it isn't in his job description.
Damnit this printer won't print...TECH NINJA...I need your help.
by Incompetent non-Asian coworker November 1, 2012
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tech billionaires

The most evil people you can think of, want to destroy the world for profit
Man FUCK tech billionaires, Elon Muskrat can suck my fat dick
by jinxlol1427 February 27, 2022
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McCann Tech

McCann Technical is full of rednecks. This country shit show of a school has a vice-principle who is a perv. The school has a shit-ass sports team.
by ygjwevfbdhkusdgfhkbw November 9, 2022
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TECHER WHORE

A girl who sleeps with guys that go to any automotvie school
Amber is a fucking techer whore
by Charlie Ramos July 28, 2004
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