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Mayfield Tornado

the godliest tornado to ever occur, slammed into Mayfield KY, then a few more towns, and was eventually rated EF4, everything happening on the night of December 10th 2021, the tornado defied morals, and just barely defied the law of Meteorology as it gained 40+ knots of wind shear, with only ~2,000 J/kg of CAPE.
I celebrate it every December 10th.
Mayfield Tornado: "3,000 J/kg of CAPE? what's that?....
IT'S ME"
by MartianSupremacist August 18, 2024
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Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020
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the golden tornado

The Golden Tornado is when a woman is placed onto a spinning bar stool while a group of drunk Germans piss on her until she is soaked.
She always thought The Golden Tornado was a movie. Boy was she wrong! That chair was spinning so fast , the piss was everywhere!
by The thin Brown line December 27, 2018
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Tornado Intercept Bullhorn

A tornado interceptor that intercepts tornadoes via probes with a max top road speed of 140 while a top dirt road speed of 65 mph.
The Tornado Intercept Bullhorn haven't intercepted a single tornado.
by ZeEmosPlayerz August 16, 2025
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Tornado of Worms

A tornado that is completely filled with and comprised of worms. 🌪 🪱
This fishing trip is going to be amazing, my dear Belvinita, because look! Here comes a tornado of worms! I think the fish’ll be biting tonight!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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Tornado Screwdriver

When a mans dick is inserted orally into a woman and then twisted clockwise
by BustANut2222 March 5, 2009
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Lightning Tornado

More popular than Logan Paul and pewdiepie with not more than 30 subs on yt.

He made his first debut in a whatsapp group with his rap called “Yo yo yo I am chow bo fung”
Lightning tornado is my fav potato and tomatoes
by pseudochicksn September 20, 2018
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