hack-tack-a-riffic

1. Negative statement referring to a programming or technical solution involving un-optimized, risky or otherwise dangerous methods.
2. Polite way of referring to software code as being asstastic or hacktastic.

“This seems hack-tack-a-riffic and bad, are we sure we want this pushed?”

by Vijay Thakkar July 16, 2008

Tackle Wrangler

A straight woman or gay man who has good sex skills.

To have good skills in handling a penis.

I heard Jenny is a bit of a tackle wrangler.

by dustydom May 27, 2004

tackytastic

used to describe something that is fantastically tacky. mostly used in Dublin, Ireland.

amy; "hey, check out those christmas lights on that house."
samarah; "my, now thats tackytastic"

by Amyamama April 10, 2008

track 4

in schools with year round schedules, track 4 contains the stiffest, preppiest, think-they're-gods-greatest-gift-to-the-goddamn-planet kids. these kids stick their bottom lips out too much, play too many sports, think they're good at said sports, and think they're juicy cause they hang out with the other track 4 whores who are all 3s with no boobs. Track 4 people think that because they get 1000 likes on their doctored instagram photo that they're some big fucking deal and walk around the school like they own the place when really everyone outside of track 4 (track 3, 2, & 1) hate them and know how douchey they are. theyre just as bad outside of school where update: everyone STILL hates them!!

You: wow that kid seems like such a douche

some other dude: oh yeah he's a track 4 kid

by fast faggot March 25, 2017

tacksey

very sexy person

wow, that chick is so tacksey

by _bizzazz April 1, 2019

Tackus Wackus

This person is fucking gay or annoying. Everybody dislikes a tackus wackus. It can be referred to a person as a funny word aswell.

I was in a call with my friend Hippo. He is kind of a tackus wackus.

by Asyc April 26, 2019

Fat Tracker

One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.

Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!

by Stick42 November 19, 2006