When you’ve been in a dirty public place, likely a city like Nashville on Broadway or the “L” in Chicago and you get home and have to take all your clothes off and shower but still feel itchy.
*scratches itches all over one’s torso after returning home from Broadway and bumping butts with a hundred people
“Man, I got the public place itches!!”
“Man, I got the public place itches!!”
by CBer361 May 30, 2023
Get the Public Place Itchesmug. When people (usually Coloradoans or New Mexicans) insist or demand that another person be in one or more places simultaneously.
They seriously believe that people from other locations have this gift as they do, and will have a meltdown if you don't comply with this common demand (in their states.)
Not to be confused with multi tasking.
Multi-place means to have yourself in multiple places at once.
They seriously believe that people from other locations have this gift as they do, and will have a meltdown if you don't comply with this common demand (in their states.)
Not to be confused with multi tasking.
Multi-place means to have yourself in multiple places at once.
Your friend from New Mexico:
"Hey! Come over and have dinner with me."
You: "Sorry. I can't. I'm pulling a 14 hour workday with no breaks."
Your NM friend: "That's ok. Multi-place Come over right now and eat with me or I'm finished associating with you deadbeat from Iowa!"
You: " Please show me how to multi-place".
Or:
Boss one in Denver: "You're working 9-8 next Wednesday at my store, or you're fired!"
You: "I can't. I work 9-8 in Englewood next Wednesday at the other ____ store".
Boss one: "You'd better be at my store or else!"
Boss two: "You'll be working at my store that day and time, or else, New Yorker! Multi-place yourself like everyone else!"
You : (addressing both bosses from same company) "How can I be at your store while I'm at his store? How do I multi-place ? I don't know how to multi-place."
Both bosses : "Hahahaha that's for you to figure out, outsider! Hahahaha!"
"Hey! Come over and have dinner with me."
You: "Sorry. I can't. I'm pulling a 14 hour workday with no breaks."
Your NM friend: "That's ok. Multi-place Come over right now and eat with me or I'm finished associating with you deadbeat from Iowa!"
You: " Please show me how to multi-place".
Or:
Boss one in Denver: "You're working 9-8 next Wednesday at my store, or you're fired!"
You: "I can't. I work 9-8 in Englewood next Wednesday at the other ____ store".
Boss one: "You'd better be at my store or else!"
Boss two: "You'll be working at my store that day and time, or else, New Yorker! Multi-place yourself like everyone else!"
You : (addressing both bosses from same company) "How can I be at your store while I'm at his store? How do I multi-place ? I don't know how to multi-place."
Both bosses : "Hahahaha that's for you to figure out, outsider! Hahahaha!"
by Nightskies Aurora August 6, 2016
Get the Multi-placemug. by Inarelationshipwiddabest January 7, 2020
Get the wettest place on earthmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Place A Towel On The Floor, Urinate On A Certain Spot And From Which, Wence, Throw It Inside A Hamper With Clothes Then Wait 15 Hours To Wash Dirty Clothes With <Waste>Ur<i>ne<wastE>
<.7.9.7.6.>Place A Towel On The Floor, Urinate On A Certain Spot And From Which, Wence, Throw It Inside A Hamper With Clothes Then Wait 15 Hours To Wash Dirty Clothes With <Waste>Ur<i>ne<wastE>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Place A Towel On The Floor, Urinate On A Certain Spot And From Which, Wence, Throw It Inside A Hamper With Clothes Then Wait 15 Hours To Wash Dirty Clothes With <Waste>Ur<i>ne<wastE>mug. by dO I LOOK- January 11, 2022
Get the gaytown, (place)mug. Someone by the name of Gabe or Zachariah who is retarded and or a serial killer/terrorist. The king of retards. Who references himself as This Place.
Aka v2k goblin / slender man / hunter / retard
Aka v2k goblin / slender man / hunter / retard
What do you want with " This Place "
Don't talk to " This Place " again
Edd EDD EDD EDD WTF MAN
"How"
"No"
" I specifically told ( him/ her )"
F*uck You mother F*fucker
" This Is... "
Don't talk to " This Place " again
Edd EDD EDD EDD WTF MAN
"How"
"No"
" I specifically told ( him/ her )"
F*uck You mother F*fucker
" This Is... "
by Wtfyoumeanimsmokinggreenupinmy April 27, 2024
Get the This Placemug. Variation of shelter-in-place.
An order issued by federal, state, or local governments in response to the Coronavirus pandemic, advising citizens to remain at home during the hot summer months, in many cases, without air-conditioning.
An order issued by federal, state, or local governments in response to the Coronavirus pandemic, advising citizens to remain at home during the hot summer months, in many cases, without air-conditioning.
Bro, imagine what we would be doing right now if there wasn't a swelter-in-place order; catchin' waves, pickin' up chicks, havin' a bonfire...all the bitchin' stuff we used to do before the 'rona.
by Josh E Z April 25, 2020
Get the swelter-in-placemug.