Dylan’s Homie

A person who is weird, acting sus, or annoying that no one wants to claim to know or claim to be friends with

* at a party *
Dan: Who’s that weird guy who’s in the kitchen? Who brought him?
Ian: Oh, that’s “Dylan’s Homie”
Dan: ahhh, makes sense

by Did Someone Say K May 3, 2022

Homie hopper

A man (Damien) who hops from homie to homie; dating only people who are friends with eachother

Damien is a major homie hopper he slept with cassy who was friends with alyse- whom he also slept with- who was also friends with lillie-whom he also slept with- who was friends with Andrea-whom he also slept with- I wonder who’s next?

by Cutekitten25 October 29, 2020

dick homies

When you homies and it’s ok to share dick.

Andy: Hey Dana, we homies right?
Dana: Fa sho
Andy: Let me get some dick
Dana: Bet, we dick homies now

by DezyWall January 5, 2018

homie walk

a short walk with one or more of your homies to talk/rant about your life, mood, girls, and sex lives. or when you’re sad.

yo homie, i’m bored and i got stuff to talk about. let’s go on a homie walk.

by heartbroken homie May 14, 2019

Homie time

Homie time is a time when you and your best bro get together to please each other. But it isn't considered gay because it's for homies and you're probably wearing socks.

N: No ones around, want to have homie time?
Touya: Only if you're wearing socks, I'm not gay

by gay stick July 8, 2019

On Homie Shit

The absolute one thing the boys cannot lie upon. If you do choose to lie the ultimate punishment is guilt. The boys will shun you and be extremely disappointed in you. One time I heard a kid lied after saying “on homie shit” and he was never seen again.

1: “Bro did you and her really hit it off last night?”

“On homie shit we did!”
2: “dude say on homie shit you didn’t eat the last donut.”

“ on homie shit I didn’t, I swear”
3: “I dare you to jump in the fountain”
“On homie shit?”
“On homie shit bro”
“Ight bet”

by Homie king July 11, 2022

Homie-Sexual

Homie-Sexual is when you and your homie do something gay, but it's instantly not gay because you guys are homie-sexual.

Dude 1:Hey bro, I'll give you a kiss on the cheek.
Dude 2: Bro that's gay.
Dude 1: Remember? We're homie-sexual. It's not gay!
Dude 2: Oh okay *Has butt sex*

by Ricky Bullet October 24, 2018