Bad Guy Vision

The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight

"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"

by BathtubBarracuda June 22, 2016

visioned

To scam or to hustle. To be deceived and taken advantage of by an unscrupulous person or organization. Local slang in Rochester, NY that refers to an infamously deceitful and crooked chain of car dealerships that is native to the area.

This iPod I got on Ebay doesn't even work! I totally got visioned!

by For Great Justice July 26, 2012

Cold Visions

A feeling of foreboding, an imminent sense of doom popularized by Bladee on the album Cold Visions.

Laying awake in my bed at night
I can't sleep
I'm having Cold Visions
I'm staring at the ceiling

by salogarten June 7, 2024

Fishing in Your Vision

Trying to catch someone’s attention

I was fishing in your vision you were swimming like you were lost.

by CashDied September 5, 2022

Connell-vision

Fancying someone based on their fashion sense

I’ve been trying to get to know Brian for his personality, but I’ve got total Connell-vision, I only fancy his outfits. I can’t help it though, he’s got such great style!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

woozel vision

a room full of people are ignored, unless they are females who have a good looking woozel

Jason entered the Democratic Headquarters and did not see anyone else in the room but the beautiful woman....uh-oh, he has woozel vision

by daisydog November 9, 2006

Party Vision

When one wears sunglasses in a party or rave room, where the humidity fogs up the glass and now longer allows you to see.

Partier 1: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses?

Partier 2: Party vision, bro, It's awesome.

by iliketopartytgiff October 23, 2011