Plantes bird

A bad ass bitch that you don't want to fuck with

She was a real plantes bird at that party last week...

by Kate minden March 21, 2017

Plant

A magic device that pro duces breath power

Guy 1: what is that

Guy 2: it's a plant

by Flimsy Jim September 25, 2020

Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 10, 2017

Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.

She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."

by BradfordBadBoii March 12, 2021

House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.

''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''

by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023

plant-sitter

a term used to describe someone you hate.

(mean to get sexual pleasure from sitting on plants.)

dude i hate so much that kid he's a plant-sitter

by buttmaster808 August 6, 2010

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023