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Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.
“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
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Dutch Oyster

An act in which a romantic partner places their anus directly over the spread vaginal lips of their female partner, which then ruminates within the vaginal gap for several minutes, then being released as a queef, releasing a smell into the immediate vicinity that is reminiscent of a mildly spoiled oyster.
“Dude I gave Sophie a Dutch oyster last night! That smell stayed in the room for like 6 hours!”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
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zipper oyster

A euphemistic description of the sexual anatomy of a biological female
Hey baby, come over here and let me slurp on that zipper oyster
by deewire23 January 6, 2025
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Oyster

Something that is so cool you say “that’s so oyster”
Person 1 “ hey that person is so cool!”
Person 2 “ you mean that’s so oyster!”
Person 1 “oh yeah! That person is so oyster!!”
by Oyster luver June 18, 2025
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Oyster

Person 1”woah that person is so cool!”
Person 2”you mean oyster not cool!”
Person 1”oh yeah! They are so oyster!!”
by Oyster luver June 18, 2025
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Oyster

Slang for something or someone that exceeds or is below normal standards, whether cool or uncool depending on context.
"That is so oyster!"
"Ryan isn't very oyster."
"I can't lie, what Tom did today was pretty oyster!"
by T.F. Sal June 18, 2025
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Oyster

A slang word from California used to describe something good, exciting, or generally outside of the norm.

It comes from the presence of pearls inside of oysters, describing the excitement from finding something of value even in something as boring and rotten as an oyster or clam.
"I know this beach is usually a drag, but the waves were pretty oyster today!"
by T.F. Sal June 18, 2025
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