A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.
Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
by Moist Mike May 29, 2019
Get the Moist Mikemug. Abbreviated form of "Michael McDonald singing" wherein a person sings virtually any song in a style which mocks or immitates the famous crooner, particularly well-suited as a karaoke gimmick.
I Mike Macked Soundgarden's "Burden in My Hand" at karaoke last night and it killed!
I killed time on the drive from Atlanta by Mike Macking the Active Rock radio stations.
I killed time on the drive from Atlanta by Mike Macking the Active Rock radio stations.
by Van Thos December 9, 2012
Get the Mike Mackingmug. living legend . panic! at the discos guitarist since 2018 . corgi lover . lives his best life on stage with nicole row and brendon urie . would also let him throw me into a wall .
by theonlyreason March 5, 2019
Get the mike naranmug. 
Noun
1. A word used to categorize a living embodiment of dank.
Synonymous to Dave and Incel.
2. A person with mild to severe autism, often lacking the ability to function in social situations.
Verb
1. To act in a way that heavily deviates from what is considered normal. Often times in ways that are incomprehensible and unexpected of a normal human being.
1. A word used to categorize a living embodiment of dank.
Synonymous to Dave and Incel.
2. A person with mild to severe autism, often lacking the ability to function in social situations.
Verb
1. To act in a way that heavily deviates from what is considered normal. Often times in ways that are incomprehensible and unexpected of a normal human being.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Pee yew, what's that smell?
Guy 2: I think its a Mike Yin
Example 2:
Guy 1: Why does this guy keep sending me all this dank shit
Guy 2: Yeah hes just mike yinning you
Guy 1: Pee yew, what's that smell?
Guy 2: I think its a Mike Yin
Example 2:
Guy 1: Why does this guy keep sending me all this dank shit
Guy 2: Yeah hes just mike yinning you
by tsunderefan123 January 9, 2019
Get the Mike Yinmug. by lawl... December 29, 2011
Get the Midnight Mikemug. To be exceptionally useless at video games. Games that induce particularly high levels of distress in a Useless Mike are games such as Goldeneye and Pro Evolution Soccer 4. The holy grail for Useless Mikeism is the game Mario Kart 64 where Mike's uselessness is completely unrivalled, even by Duffy.
by MacPatrick May 10, 2008
Get the Useless Mikemug.