hallmark movies

The best fucking movies ever. Everybody hates them, but around the holidays, they're like cocaine. They all have the same goddamn plot, but it never gets old. Friends will tell you that these movies suck, but they are fucking wrong. Hallmark Christmas movies are my babies, my fucking cinnamon apples.

OMG THE HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIE COUNTDOWN STARTED! GET THE HOT CHOCOLATE BITCH! I FUCKING LOVE HALLMARK MOVIES!

by fizzman457 January 1, 2016

vagina movie

A film that a man should only watch because of a vagina. Similar to a chick flick.

"'What Women Want' is such a vagina movie. You should only watch it to get pussy."

by CrimeDawg1250 September 10, 2011

watch a movie

The act of watching a film. Wether in a theatre or at home.

Gene and Amber are going to watch a movie.

by Rockey October 4, 2006

The movie channel

A cheap version of HBO, Epix, and starz. Are not allowed to air movies that got above 10% on rotten tomatoes.

"I was looking at what movies were on TV, and the ones on TMC were very disappointing."

"The movie channel is almost never watched by anybody."

by sandman34 September 17, 2016

Chapter movie

A movie that is broken up into multiple watching sessions

My brother kept falling asleep so we had to make it into a chapter movie

by Ham sanitizer November 5, 2020

movie poverty

When a character in a film/tv show has little to no income, yet lives in a place that would cost them thousands of dollars in real life. This also applies to material possesions i.e. a character driving a brand new car whilst working as a bouncer at a local bar. The phrase was originally coined by TJ Kirk a.k.a. The Amazing Atheist.

Person 1: How does Patrick Swayze's character in Road House afford a Mercedes solely by working as a doorman?
Person 2: He suffers from movie poverty bro.

by HotPcktz July 26, 2017

Emoji movie

Movie which Sony made for free Ebola .
If you wanna die,you are free to suicide while the you watch the film. (disclaimer:30 f#@'ing min of dancing emoji and one of them wants to die)

John: Wanna hear a joke?
Mike: OK
John: Emoji movie
Mike:hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah

by Dottodottodottodotoo August 26, 2017