To have sex with all the Asian races possible, and then finish off by having sex with a white girl for the topping.
no mutts only pure breds.
no mutts only pure breds.
Friend A: How long till you finish making that Asian cake?
Friend B: I still need to find a Korean and Viet
Friend B: I still need to find a Korean and Viet
by RP for life December 6, 2010
Get the Asian cakemug. Ghetto asian - Asian descent that hangs out with ghetto people in there ghetto neighborhood.
Ghetto means to act like you don't have sense and it doesn't mean if asian people talk black makes them ghetto, you are only ghetto if you grew up an a ghetto place with people that talk with slang and many Burmese people and cultural people move to those type of places and thats when I met my nigga Min...
Ghetto means to act like you don't have sense and it doesn't mean if asian people talk black makes them ghetto, you are only ghetto if you grew up an a ghetto place with people that talk with slang and many Burmese people and cultural people move to those type of places and thats when I met my nigga Min...
by Josh Mulatto July 27, 2016
Get the ghetto asianmug. when an asian becomes angered.
by jason lee pwa pwa September 3, 2004
Get the asian ragemug. a race of people that have the ability to design and build great car's but yet they lack the skill to drive them
have the ability to piss off english, spanish speakers
have the ability to piss off english, spanish speakers
asian drivers are
erratic
fail to indicate
drive at rediculas speed
fail to obey road rules
fail to stop at stop sign
kurb mag wheels
50 % vision at all times
fail to understand english
have the ability to piss off locals
erratic
fail to indicate
drive at rediculas speed
fail to obey road rules
fail to stop at stop sign
kurb mag wheels
50 % vision at all times
fail to understand english
have the ability to piss off locals
by the western society December 1, 2011
Get the asian drivermug. Most Asian parents rule over their children with a harsh belief: education dominates everything. They will push aside your social life and get rid of your emotions if it means getting straight A's. Asian parents will think of the worst possible scenario and determine what to do based on it. Here's what to expect if you live in an Asian household.....
*Rice, rice, and more rice
*Nothing but water
*Education > life itself
*A - the only acceptable grade
B - they will scream and hit you
C - they will seriously abuse you and hurt you bad
D or lower - kicked out or threatened to death
*They don't care for your looks, all they want is short hair
*No boyfriends/girlfriends
*Will not let you go out late
*9 PM - 10 PM bedtime
*They will make you study no matter what
All in all, they are just trying to protect and raise you, believe it or not. Don't blame the parents, blame the way they were raised. I'm Asian and I remained sane due to pure determination. The only thing you can do is put up with it. You can't change them, it's just the way it is. You'll just have to see that they want you to be successful. While it might be cruel, it's what they believe is the best way to make you a successful person. You will want to hate them a lot, but keep your head up high and you'll make it.
*Rice, rice, and more rice
*Nothing but water
*Education > life itself
*A - the only acceptable grade
B - they will scream and hit you
C - they will seriously abuse you and hurt you bad
D or lower - kicked out or threatened to death
*They don't care for your looks, all they want is short hair
*No boyfriends/girlfriends
*Will not let you go out late
*9 PM - 10 PM bedtime
*They will make you study no matter what
All in all, they are just trying to protect and raise you, believe it or not. Don't blame the parents, blame the way they were raised. I'm Asian and I remained sane due to pure determination. The only thing you can do is put up with it. You can't change them, it's just the way it is. You'll just have to see that they want you to be successful. While it might be cruel, it's what they believe is the best way to make you a successful person. You will want to hate them a lot, but keep your head up high and you'll make it.
Typical Asian parents.....
Dad: GO STUDY NOW!!!
Me: Wait, what did I do?
Dad: GO OR GET OUT!!!
Me: Alright, I'll go study.
Dad: DON'T TALK BACK!!!
Mom: GO GET A HAIRCUT!!!
Me: What? Why? It's not that long
Mom: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!!!
*drags you off to get a bowl cut or a buzz cut
Dad: GO STUDY NOW!!!
Me: Wait, what did I do?
Dad: GO OR GET OUT!!!
Me: Alright, I'll go study.
Dad: DON'T TALK BACK!!!
Mom: GO GET A HAIRCUT!!!
Me: What? Why? It's not that long
Mom: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!!!
*drags you off to get a bowl cut or a buzz cut
by DracoUltima September 3, 2012
Get the Asian parentsmug. by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008
Get the asian sprinklermug. Asian Delusion is a serious affliction suffered by many asian men. It is directly related to their futile attempt to convince the world that their penis' are just as big as that of other races when in fact they are not they are substantially SMALLER! Asian's use old fictitous proverbs and other propaganda in an attempt to convince their own people as well as the world that there genitalia is not the microscopic joke that it is. Many asians get so obsessed with perpetuating this lie that they actually fall under the delusion that there penis' are equal or greater in size to that of the white, black, or latino male when in fact they aren't. This lie is especially harmful to asian females in that it deprives them of the sexual pleasure they seek and deserve. When an asian woman finally experiences a non-asian penis she quickly slips into a phenomenon known as Asian Delight and vows never to entertain another asian man sexually again. Since asians excel at mathematics they should realize that numbers do not lie and neither do rulers! The asian penis will always take last place! Asian men need to realize that asian penis is smaller than that of every other race. The only people who are convinced by the myth that the tiny asian penis is not tiny are the perpetrators of the myth.
There are only three known ways to treat the affliction known as Asian Delusion.
1. The delusional asian must appear naked in front of a room full of non-asian women and listen to their hysterical laughter at how small their penis' actually are.
2. Measure their own penis with a ruler, then do the math. They always fall several inches shorter than that of the small end of what is considered average for other races.
3. Read all the definitions on Urban Dictionary and realize that EVERYONE knows about the tiny asian penis and repeat steps one and two until all signs and symptoms of Asian Delusion have disappeared and have been replaced with Asian Acceptance!
1. The delusional asian must appear naked in front of a room full of non-asian women and listen to their hysterical laughter at how small their penis' actually are.
2. Measure their own penis with a ruler, then do the math. They always fall several inches shorter than that of the small end of what is considered average for other races.
3. Read all the definitions on Urban Dictionary and realize that EVERYONE knows about the tiny asian penis and repeat steps one and two until all signs and symptoms of Asian Delusion have disappeared and have been replaced with Asian Acceptance!
by Rountreetruthteller July 12, 2011
Get the Asian Delusionmug.