Sympathetic Ball Shrink (SBS)

The involuntary testicular shrivel accociated with the witness of injury

“I just got some Sympathetic Ball Shrink (SBS) watching that skater fall”

by Jomonster July 18, 2018

Sympathy therapy

Verbally expressing sympathy in an exaggerated way in order to make the sufferer laugh but also realize that whining doesn’t help.

I’m SO sorry you’re going through this! NO one understands the pain you’re in and the obstacles you face! You seriously have it worse right now than anyone else in the world! Is this sympathy therapy working yet?

by Kimhkimi July 31, 2019

Sympathy

Sympathy is when you laugh at the joke someone made that nobody else laughed at cause it wasn't funny

"Haha"
"Damn thanks for the sympathy it made me feel better"

by thatoneextremlygoofylimelight♡ November 15, 2019

Sympathy belly

Used to describe the situation when a man gains weight around his belly while his wife/partner is pregnant with his baby.

‘Hey dude, you’re growing a belly! And you’re not even the pregnant one! A sympathy belly I guess?’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 December 20, 2019

Sympasexual

Someone who is straight that friendzones every boy/girl they know and then cries because they are single

"She just friendzoned david, that's only the 4th boy this week and now she's crying...shes so sympasexual"

by Asam January 8, 2020

Sympathy

Feelings of pity and sorrow for someone else's misfortune

The man felt sympathy for the poor women although he could do nothing to help.

by Doniveli January 24, 2020

Sympathy

The word between s**t and Syphilis.

“You’ll get no sympathy from me! If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between s**t and syphilis!”

by CCKat January 30, 2021