If u are unfortunate enough to bump into a Spencer then don’t listen to a word he says he’s the biggest snake around . A Spencer has blonde Creasy hair blue eyes and a metric fuck tone of spots and is the acne king . He’s a living roumour but most are true he’ll robb your shit and try fuck your shoe . Dont be fulled by his sweet talk as he try’s a lot more then talking trust me . Spencer’s are repeat offenders and don’t learn there lesson when touching up girl is a big confession . He tried it once and he tried again when we he realise that he’s not peng .
“So who are you taking to prom “ Alison
“just someone ” Stacy
“Gowan what’s his name”
“He’s called spen”
“Whatt Spencer ? “
“Oh stop it he’s rly cute”
“Ok well when you kiss that spotty mess “
“Omg he’s not like that we wouldn’t kiss on the first date”
“Oh he’s gonna want more than a kiss”
“Wait wdym more “
“Well his name is Spencer what do you expect”
“He’s not like that “
“ you need to realise in his head he does not your consent “
“he’s a lovely person and would never do such a thing “
“Just don’t come back crying to me after hes touched you up”
“Your dragging this way out of proportion he wouldn’t dare “
“Ok then good luck “
“Shut up I’ll be fine “
It was the night of prom and Spencer and Stacy where dancing but then Stacy really needed the toilet and she asked Spencer to come with not meaning inside Spencer saw this as his opportunity as she walked into cubicle one as he tried to follow in aswell but Stacy said no and he kinda laphed as he thought she was just being funny . So he waited at the door for Stacy to be done but then Stacy dropped a massive shit and Spencer heard the incredible splash back and got a raging bonner . All he saw was red and pussy in his head , he booted down the door and tried busting a nut in her ear she was like “ewwww omg no “ so he whipped out his fingers and tried going down low as she was screaming for help but he thought she was enjoying so carried on in anger and had the eyes of a devil .
NEVER TRUST A SPENCER
The end
“just someone ” Stacy
“Gowan what’s his name”
“He’s called spen”
“Whatt Spencer ? “
“Oh stop it he’s rly cute”
“Ok well when you kiss that spotty mess “
“Omg he’s not like that we wouldn’t kiss on the first date”
“Oh he’s gonna want more than a kiss”
“Wait wdym more “
“Well his name is Spencer what do you expect”
“He’s not like that “
“ you need to realise in his head he does not your consent “
“he’s a lovely person and would never do such a thing “
“Just don’t come back crying to me after hes touched you up”
“Your dragging this way out of proportion he wouldn’t dare “
“Ok then good luck “
“Shut up I’ll be fine “
It was the night of prom and Spencer and Stacy where dancing but then Stacy really needed the toilet and she asked Spencer to come with not meaning inside Spencer saw this as his opportunity as she walked into cubicle one as he tried to follow in aswell but Stacy said no and he kinda laphed as he thought she was just being funny . So he waited at the door for Stacy to be done but then Stacy dropped a massive shit and Spencer heard the incredible splash back and got a raging bonner . All he saw was red and pussy in his head , he booted down the door and tried busting a nut in her ear she was like “ewwww omg no “ so he whipped out his fingers and tried going down low as she was screaming for help but he thought she was enjoying so carried on in anger and had the eyes of a devil .
NEVER TRUST A SPENCER
The end
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