Swiss Miss

During sexual intercourse, while ejaculating, you aim for her face but unfortunately... you miss

Dude i was about to blow
And then i fucking missed!
Haha... a swiss miss

by diggit hefner and frenchie December 19, 2008

swiss picnic

a sex move that involves the male ejaculating on or around his own asshole (it takes some flexibility and quick reflexes) and then the woman proceeds to lick the jizz off his asshole.

"she was gonna just give me a regular ol' rimjob, but because it was my birthday i decided to nut early and take her out for a swiss picnic."

by screamin seagull July 26, 2009

Swiss Logic

An indirect reference to the catastrophes that occur as a result of Mike Schweitser's speaking.

When Mike speaks, buildings fall and worlds end, unable to cope with the utter stupidity and incoherance.

by Xeno May 1, 2003

swass

A term used to describe a sweaty ass.

"I just spent an hour at the gym and an hour in the showers taking care of my swass"
"it's so hot out! I have swass like a mofo!"
"These leather chairs give me swass"

by neoxp July 17, 2009

swess

sweater dress; trendy one piece dress that is made from sweater material; wore with tights or legging underneath

Oh Emily that swess is cute. I really like it in black, however the plum will match my tan boots better.

by Trin camp December 31, 2007

k-swiss

cheese made out of breast milk and cum. used for awesome pranks and intense orgies

You got k-swissed, asshole!

by drunkstud1 August 1, 2011

swiss entry

Anal penetration/intercourse, while the receiver (or, 'bottom') is asleep.

I was still horny when Pamela fell asleep, so I gave her the swiss entry.

My boyfriend passed out due to boredom in the middle of Eurovision. Thank God for the swiss entry!

by jonnny7 June 6, 2009