Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".
Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.
by QuacksO March 06, 2023
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Freudian Swiss

A non-sexual act where you accidentally jam your head in the hole of your mother. I mean, when you accidentally stick your head in the hole of a giant wheel of swiss cheese.
The room is so small and stinky it feels like I'm having a Freudian Swiss.

Whoops, Freudian Swiss. My bad.

My mom loves it when we Freudian Swiss at her house.
by Butt Water Stevens April 07, 2020
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LAUREN SWISS BREKFAST

WHEN OLDER MAN SHART ON HER HEAD IN THE MORNING
LAUREN SWISS BREKFAST: ZAK DONT SHART ON MY HEAD
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Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by November 28, 2020
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Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by November 28, 2020
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