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virtue simping

A simp or an incel that calls out other simps, and incels in hopes of gaining positive attention from the men or women they're trying to sleep with.
Does he really think his virtue simping is going to get him laid.
by Ash4796 April 21, 2023
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Goon Swiping

Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.
Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!
by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024
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Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!
by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023
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Keep Swiping

A phrase usually ended to the end of a statement, demanding that the listener/reader would ignore the previous content without comment or consideration.

Referencing short form content for mobile devices where one would move from video to video via swiping on their screen. They would be asked to effectively either forget or write off what came before as a mundane or boring event.
"bro did you two just kiss?"

"yeah we gay, keep swiping"
by Capt. Feathers March 24, 2025
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Night Swimming

Skinny dipping - like the R.E.M. song Nightswimming from 1993.
"Night swimming deserves a quiet night
I'm not sure all these people understand
It's not like years ago, the fear of getting caught
Of recklessness and water
They cannot see me naked" - R.E.M.
by just an old dude June 29, 2025
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One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs
John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back
by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020
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west virginia swimming pool

when a guy nuts in a chick's ear and turns it into a pool of sperm.
Oh shit girl, you got some big ass ears. I can't wait to turn them into a West Virginia swimming pool
by Apollo1369 November 21, 2020
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