swedish crippler

When a black man takes a dump on a white mans back.

I went out with Kivy last night and he gave me a Swedish crippler, so let me take a shower and I'll be right over.

by Biglig April 10, 2016

swefinor

composed of Sweden, Finland, Norway

Swefinor has the most potential economic developments than any other regions in Europe

by Spring Nuance September 12, 2016

Swedish microwave

When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.

After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.

by Nick Mortenson June 17, 2016

Swedish snot fest

The Swedish snot fest is when you sneeze on each other's naked bodies and procces to slap your bodies together then after you smack your head against a wall until you bleed thenshit down your partners chest.

Me and my partner totally Swedish snot fested last night!
Sweet bro I'm jealous.

by Bill Cosby's drugged pudding May 23, 2016

Swedish nudge

To unceremoniously dump someone without warning.

"Yo bro what happened to that Sarah chick you were dating?"

"She was being weird so I gave her the Swedish nudge"

by Harry Fireham June 2, 2016

swedish toastie

the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)

"i just love a swedish toastie me"

by chav fucker February 2, 2017

Swenital

It's When a Dick Is Only Half-Way Hard ( Swollen Genital )

Oh shit! your Sister Is so hot that she just made me Swenital!!

by Samo_Krose March 21, 2017