office summer sweater

A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.

Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.

by von groovy May 11, 2019

Ugly Sweater Wednesday

Hump day, an occasion every week to wear that ugly sweater you got from Aunt Mildred for Christmas.

Jack: Crap, I forgot it was Ugly Sweater Wednesday!

Joe: No prob dude, just hit up the Salvation Army.

by awesomosauraus January 30, 2008

Kandy Cane Sweater

A striped, swirled sweater that looks like a christmas candy cane.

The girl looked nice in the Kandy Cane Sweater.

by Steven T December 13, 2006

Bill Cosby Sweater

The act of eating entire box of Fruity Pebbles and then while having sex with your girlfriend, barf on her chest and jizz on her face.

I gave my girlfriend a Bill Cosby Sweater for Christmas this year.

by ziggy & co. March 13, 2009

Puttin on a Green Sweater

To get stoned

I'm gonna step out back on put on my green sweater.

Yo, are you wearing your green sweater man cuz your eyes are blazed dog?

by DJ Maxter Mix June 28, 2004

German sweater

A yet unnamed sex-act involving a turtleneck and angular spectacles and the French game Dixit

You look like you got a German sweater last night

Yeah, it was great.

by Original German December 17, 2010

Turtle Neck Sweater

A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.

Random Guy says:

"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"

"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says

by usage of time management April 23, 2011