guy studying

Leaving everything until the last possible moment then pulling a 24 hour study-a-thon.

Isn't joey ment to be at football practice tonight?
No he can't he's guy studying for his paper due tomorrow.

by Chenko November 4, 2013

The Burke Studies

“The Burke studies” were a scientific study took place in 2018. In these studies, a highly respected research group ran a series of tests to find if “Hailey Burke” is attractive (despite her beliefs). Not only did the conclusion state that Hailey Burke was indeed very attractive, but also that she is an amazing person and one of the most wonderful friends in existence.

The results of “The Burke Studies” were very obvious.

“The Burke Studies” weren’t needed to tell us these results; this is already known.

by Speaker of Facts September 3, 2018

Study

What some people pretend to be doing.

The bubbly girl wasn't really there (in the classroom or the study) to study (people or things/information), she thought of herself as a desperado, the kind of person that would hide behind a desk and pretend to be studying (someone or something) while she waited for an oppurtunity to jump out from behind her desk and stab somebody in the heart from behind if she thought there was a dollar hidden in it somewhere.

by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021

oxford study

Refers to an a study by Oxford that analysed 2.4 million heterosexual dating interactions on dating apps which showed that asian women are much more likely to be attracted to white men.

You may often seen the phrase "oxford study" used in a comment section of an asian female with a white male.

Person 1: bro she can do so much better than that mid white boy

Person 2: yeah, classic oxford study couple

by Haasakb December 18, 2023

studying

Student Dying

Person 1: Look at that student dying. What a waste, studying.
Person 2: Yeah, why bother studying.

by フㄖㄚ匚乇 卄卂几 May 18, 2019

Princeton Study

When an asian woman/girl only goes after brown dudes (do not necessarily have to be mid but it is likely). They'll typically be really good looking girls as well.

(Note: unlike Oxford Study, Princeton Study doesn't have an actual study for this, it is merely used for its name since how common this occurence is and because Princeton has a pretty high south asian population)

Me: damn that ABG is a baddie

Bro: lucky for you, she mainly goes for brown dudes
Me: ayyy this is why I love Princeton Study

by PrincetonStudyEnthusiast July 12, 2024

studying

being in a friends room while successfully not doing hard drugs

“hey mom were studying” as they dome in bed with a computer open

by mr burchells favorites May 12, 2022