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Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.
"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"
by Matt December 5, 2003
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Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper

A mixed drink popular during summertime in northern Michigan and gaining popularity across the rest of the Midwest.

One part chilled vodka (50 proof preferred)
One part orange juice
One part hot inside filling of a lava lamp

Vodka is kept in freezer before pouring.
Orange juice is kept in refrigerator before pouring.
Lava lamp is kept plugged in before pouring.

Vodka is poured first, then orange juice, then finally lava lamp.

This drink gained popularity due to offering its drinker a rich, unique experience; if you drink one while on Mackinaw Island (in northern Lake Huron), you may get to take a ride in a helicopter!
"Gosh... lava lamps are fun to watch..."
"Ever have a Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper? They're fun to drink too! Great with vodka and orange juice!
by E. B. DeKalb July 11, 2011
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Stomach

The worst word in the human language I hate it with a passion. The word stomach would kick your dog
Person 1:” did you hear the word stomach eats babies”

Person 2:” omg really “
by I FUCKING HATE THE WORD STOMAC September 29, 2020
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stoma

the feeling you get after smoking large amounts of cannabis on the weekend, and you're finally sober on monday.
"dude, wtf's going on?"
"stoma."
by Benjamiin October 3, 2012
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stromboli

the replacement of the word "gay" as a negative term
Instead of saying, "You're so gay for not coming to the party tonight," you say, "you're so stromboli for not coming to the party tonight"
by lizador April 21, 2010
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pussy stomach

The lower part of a womans stomach that seems to be part of the vagina area.
Did you see Mrs. Watkins, our english teacher, the dress she wore today shows her big pussy stomach.
by Rryann June 17, 2007
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Scrompton

An alternative name that is sometimes given for the city of Stockton, California.
So where are you from? I live in Scrompton.
Scrompton? Yes, it's another name for Stockton.
by shorty209 March 1, 2009
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