Strif

someone who is always calm no matter what

How can you be so strif when all these things are happening ?

by woolheiser March 14, 2016

Strings for my shoes

Shoelaces

I gotta get me some strings for my shoes

by Home Slither March 6, 2017

Stainfield

An ugly , fat headed troll who has an incredibly small penis who is gay for certain people . Especially his best friend Charlie the skateboarder.

I want to be Stainfield! , he's too optimistic

by PenisCrasher788 March 25, 2017

Stringing the Violin

The term for beating your meat or masturbating

Will: I was stringing the violin last night when my mom walked in on me!
David: Wow, you dumbass

by Gum Shot May 17, 2018

Strinks

Strong, stinky drink, such as a caesar or a v8 that has been left in an auto.

I prefer diet 7up to most other strinks

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

stringonym

stringonyms (string + onym) are phrases that look alike when combined together into a single "string" of characters without spaces, separating punctuations or capitalizations, one often being hilariously misread as the other.
"Pen Island" and "Penis Land" are stringonyms, and the real-life website of Pen Island is often misread as PenisLand(dot)Com.
"Experts Exchange" and "Expert Sex Change"
"Speed of Art" and "Speedo Fart"
"Who Represents" and "Whore Presents"
"Psychotherapist" and "Psycho The Rapist"
"Mole Station" and "Molestation"

Stringonyms typically occur in the form of carelessly-written website addresses, hashtags and usernames.

Donald Dil: I just found out that my twitter username @DilDonald is a stringonym of Dildo Nald.

by KHAYRI R.R. WOULFE 🐺 September 21, 2019

strings detached

A person with "strings detached" is essentially free; completely lacking obligations, or responsibilities. No strings attached. A possible negative consequence of fully living with strings detached is that isolation can develop in relation to others. Detachment from life in general can be crippling. Simply put, if you don't need to take part in life, and you can avoid most aspects of it, you become less involved in the unfolding of the universe and become disconnected from it in ways that can keep you from actually living life. You may actually lose part of yourself by losing part of your place in the Universe; Separating yourself from everyone and everything can make it as though you almost don't exist. Once you realize there is nowhere to hide, you begin to wonder what you are hiding from. You can unplug... but eventually you have to plug back in. The world keeps moving while you're unplugged. The "Universal One" moves on with or without you. It is possible to get left behind. Separateness can grow. It may be hard to reverse.

"I severed every string I had attached that could cause me to have to rely on myself, or have others rely on me. I cut out anything that could cause stress in my life including people and activities. My adapted "strings detached" life left little to appreciate and little to be a part of. I'm not doing what the Universe designed me to do; which is to just be, but be with everyone else being a part of all that is and all there ever will be. We're all supposed to have a part in making the future. If you aren't affecting the future, you aren't part of the present."

by RoccoStatus November 29, 2019