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Stanford Achievement Test

A bullcrap exam created by Harcourt forced on students every year from kindergarten through high school. It usually takes place during the first semester and tests students on topics such as reading, math, language arts, spelling, listening, science, and social science. They're designed to measure students' knowledge of narrative, process, and cluster summaries, as well as graphic displays to clarify performance, guide planning, and analysis.

These exams do not test things such as creativity and personality, nor doesn't affect potential high school and college performance. The upside though is you don't have any homework during the time you're taking that test.
Kyle: Hey, are you ready for the Stanford Achievement Test?
Chris: Oh, not this again. I suffered during last year's exam.
by The Real Driller December 20, 2022
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Stiff cocks

An object that I’ve shoved up my arse also something you never see.
Objects that I’ve shoved up my arse. Stiff cocks
by OBJECTS THAT IVE SHOVED MY ASS October 30, 2023
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Scallywag Stiffarm

A scallywag stiffarm the act of taking your arm and yelling "SCALLYWAG" and pushing that bitches face away from you. you first put ur hand infront of your face, and the make the cry, and then push her away.
It is the most effective way to get rid of a scallywag.
Matt: man that scallywag Amanda wouldn't step out of my shit bro. Asking me where I am, who I'm with, and why i smell like this.
Stephen: where is she now she usually following u around.

Matt: I gave the Scallywag Stiffarm bro. You think she will be back.
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Joel Stiff

When you get down on your knees and take a massive dong for your friend in order to save him from some sort of major life stressor.
Bro you'd really Joel Stiff this guy for me?
Hey Lathan I owe this guy $10,000 but he said he if you'd do him a favor he would forgive it all. Do you mind Joel Stiffing him for me?
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museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favourite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
Wow Joe, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff
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museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."
by mike88888884 January 26, 2022
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