A policeman or woman that is content to wait until their colleagues are bent over, pinning a criminal to the ground, to stand by and grab the ass of a member of the same sex.
Hey, did you notice how Henderson grabs all the other guys' asses during a bust? He's a Hell of a sparkle cop.
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Sparkle someone, they're it, there is a 30 second cool-down where they can't sparkle anyone else. Everyone tries to stay away from the Sparkled, but it's hard to in packed hallways.
Helps to makes school less boring.
Created by a group of middle school kids in Fort Collins, CO.
Sparkle someone, they're it, there is a 30 second cool-down where they can't sparkle anyone else. Everyone tries to stay away from the Sparkled, but it's hard to in packed hallways.
Helps to makes school less boring.
Created by a group of middle school kids in Fort Collins, CO.
by Dr. Fairaday February 2, 2010
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by Attemptable September 4, 2005
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"Hey Joe! Why did you soak all my clothes in cow blood?"
"It wasn't me bro! It was the Snarkle!"
Other common pranks include: putting salt in the sugar containers and vice-versa, eating all your cookies without your consent, tying you to your bed while you sleep, and putting anti-freeze in your drinks so you have violent seizures followed by lack of paralysis and eventual kidney failure which almost always proves to be fatal as well as extremely painful.
"It wasn't me bro! It was the Snarkle!"
Other common pranks include: putting salt in the sugar containers and vice-versa, eating all your cookies without your consent, tying you to your bed while you sleep, and putting anti-freeze in your drinks so you have violent seizures followed by lack of paralysis and eventual kidney failure which almost always proves to be fatal as well as extremely painful.
by Cobra511 May 10, 2011
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