The spunker

(Spunker) a spunker is someone who refers themselves as a shagger but in fact just masturbates all day

Robbie says he shags all the girls but he’s the spunker.

by Kingrico355 May 2, 2020

spunk

(noun) quality of mind showing enthusiasm, boldness, energy, courage, determination and motivation

Spunk Fitness

by Spunk Fitness February 15, 2010

Monk Spunk

The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex

The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets

by Marty Manigross March 2, 2005

spunk monkey

means one whos daft or one who cannot stop wanking or shagging

1st example hey u spunk monkey what u do that for 2nd example mark cant stop being a spunk monkey

by amiexxx August 26, 2007

Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf

Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.

by e-rips September 23, 2003

Spunk-lard

Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole

Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!

by Lunatic Fringe September 4, 2008

spunkdrunk

1. A female or gay male who has drank alot of cum.

2. A derogatory term intended for females.

"Dude, that chick you made out with last night sucked off like 3 guys before you. She was spunkdrunk before you even got there."

by tyler finlay December 14, 2008