spank tank

Whatever sexual thoughts a guy is having when he is masturbating.

"Damn she's hot. I gotta put her in my spank tank."

by Tomahhtoe July 20, 2009

spank rock

A new musical genre

"Have you heard that fantastic song???? IT'S SPANK ROCK!!!!!!"

by Peter Semple March 25, 2007

cock spank

an extremely gay person

Mikey B is such a cock spank

by DOM THE MAN July 25, 2006

Spanking the Baby

Something that looks really nice. Term developed by community college instructors to confuse their students into using slang that does not exist.

The print on that t-shirt is spanking the baby.

by Rufus Walker February 07, 2006

Spanking Horses

A synonym regarding the point at where someone is taking the piss or piss-taking about something. IOW, taking the mick.

Mr Suly, don't you think that Sir Xavier is spanking horses when it comes to how long he takes using the squat rack.

What? Did she cheat on you? Na, that's spanking horses man.

by Spanking Horses September 06, 2019

the phantom spank

when a man saws off his arm and then uses said arm to masterbate to lizzy mcguire

i just walked in on clint performing the phantom spank! said whoopi goldberg

by whoopiegoldberg April 15, 2010

Spasm Spank

When the missus grabs your member with no real clue as to what she's doing and violently wrenches it to and fro.

The Missus gave me a Spasm Spank last night, she damn nearly tore it off.

by clivep36 April 15, 2017