Sonaldo

Sonaldo is the name of an overated Tottenham-NoTrophy-Spurs player. This nickname is a comparison to the truly finished Penaldo.

Yo, did you see Sonaldo play in that game yesterday? Yeah, me neither.

by Heidenaar November 28, 2022

Somalimail

The ideology where you abuse your Somali ethnicity to deceit individuals under a gleeful eye full of discount for your fellow Somali

Abdi went to jigjiga for a business trip and was over charged by local customs due to his lack of knowledge of local taxation fees. Abdi unfortunately met mustafa the atypical somalimail and succumbed to the robbery.

by Victim23 February 13, 2023

Sobaling

To do somthing while being depressed with the most common feature being sobing or crying.

The man was sobaling down the road because he had just been rejected.

by Timskingdomrigh May 24, 2023

Somaliland

An unrecognized country in the Horn of Africa. It is a free country with a working system and is relatively save, un like Somalia. It came out of the Issaq genocide led by dictator Mohammed Siad Barre. It was rebuilt after it was 90% destroyed. Many people from Somalia like to pretend either that Somaliland doesn't existy or side with Barre. But if we look at the facts, only one of these countries have a relaible police force and strong intelligence service to stop Al-Shabaab attacks...

Deluded guy from Somalia: "Somaliland doesn't exist! Only Somalia!"
Somalilander: Just stop wasting your time and breath bro, admit Somaliland is better that Somalia right now. Focus on helping your own country instead of attempting to bring down another.

by kwkassassin7 June 20, 2023

Sopar

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sobar sopar the bar so

by canxA July 15, 2023

Somali Steamer

When you are trying to be diplomatic at a cultural event and accept the food provided at said event, only to unleash poppy hell upon your pants.

My friend Levi wanted to be culturally sensitive, but he's vegan so all the Somali meat caused him to have a Somali Steamer in his pants.

by Catsworth August 7, 2023

somalification

Abandonment and deterioration of once thriving cities and civilizations, as warlords, drug lords and warring factions tear them apart. The definition is based on the example of modern Somalia as an impoverished, refugee-abandoned African nation without a working government and ruled by anarchy.

A description of the process destroying San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Baltimore and other major blue-run cities in the US.

Person 1: Did you see the San Fran "Poop" app, this morning? Yeah, The whole Tenderloin district is shaded brown!

Person 2: The Somalification of Bagdad by the Bay; predictable. such a sad fate for a once beautiful city.

by Schmerdtz August 19, 2023