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john sniffer

a person that likes to sniff toilets right after pepole take dumps them, usually a homosexual or pervert
by ejhfg March 15, 2011
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Shit sniffer

A person who always looks like they are smelling poop. A stinky version of resting bitch face.
Is there dog shit on my shoe or is she just a shit sniffer?
by Therrick September 11, 2016
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The Kitty Sniffer

When you go down on a girl using only your nose to make her climax.

Inserting your nose into a females vagina.

When you sniff the inside of a women's pussy.

Popular technique among Jewish males to use while going down on a girl.

Also refereed to as The Jacob Moorehouse, or The Jew's Special.
Jacob: "Hey look guys, this how you're suppose to go down on a girl" *Shoves entire nose into blue icee

Jessica: "Last night Brad totally pulled The Kitty Sniffer and stuck his entire nose in my pussy while going down on me."
Celina: "Oh my gosh, how was it?"
Jessica: "I barely felt it, maybe if he was Jewish I would of came for once."

Valerie: "Holy shit, yes, Jose you're stretching my pussy so much!"
Jose: "Thank you, people have always told me I have a big nose."

Matthew: "Which one would you like me to stick in your pussy first my dick or my nose?"
Amanda: "You already know I want that Kitty Sniff."
by Isnif Pusai October 14, 2013
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shifter

Your arsehole.
Guy 1: dude, whats that smell

Guy2: sorry man, those beans I had made my shifter sneeze
by chongo November 2, 2013
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package sniffer

it started like this...

the office IT guy was telling us that we NEED to use VPN while on business travel. he says that if we dont use VPN, someone could use packet sniffer software to read our emails. we told him he's a package sniffer.

then we lol'd, cause thats the way we roll...
"those crazy ITards make everything difficult...they're all a bunch of package sniffers."
by notasniffer October 18, 2007
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short-sniffer

A person obsessed with wearing dirty under garments on their head.
Damn son. Came home yesterday and Rainwater had his head in my laundry bin. That kid is a short-sniffer.
by brockesen January 5, 2011
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Shit Sniffer

One who seems to enjoy the smell of flatulence. Always the one smiling and staying too long in the affected area.
Look at that guy. Everybody bailed from that sulfer bomb but him. What a shit sniffer!!!
by Find Different Meanings September 20, 2019
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