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smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.
I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...
by Handsome Van September 26, 2017
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Reverse Smoker

A reverse smoker is someone who experiences reverse effects from either indica or sativa strains. Indica which normally has a relaxing effect would have an active and energetic effect with a reverse smoker. Sativa would be relaxing for a reverse smoker where normally it would be energetic/awakening.
We all smoked a sativa joint and were energized for a walk, except for the reverse smoker he had to take a nap.
by Dabbin Dragon February 24, 2021
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granola smoker

Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.
Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker
by Nygma February 4, 2015
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Smoker’s Kiss

When two people who are smoking touch their cigarette tips together and inhale, simulating the sucking of a passionate kiss.
“Lol what if we like smoker’s kissed rn?”
Haha yeah that would be so funny…”
by djxo October 18, 2025
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smoker furnace

A smoker furnace in the hit game Minecraft was only to be used for cooking food. But nowadays, people who stand on it are now considered submissive and breedable.
Person 1: *standing on a smoker furnace*
Person 2: Aww, so you are submissive and breedable.
Person 1: what the fuck no i am not
Person 2: your standing on a smoker furnace
Person 1: Oh.
by harveyisperson October 21, 2022
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helmet smoker

A random chick usually having squid tits who loves to suck the meat pipe
Yo Ralph, Did Brittany give you head??
Hell yeah bro, she's a real helmet smoker..
by D hops February 26, 2017
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Cock Smoker

1. People who actively burn penis or penises and proceed to suck on it.
2. Another name for a toothy blow job.
WOAH, your penis looks terrible, is your girlfriend a cock smoker?
by Side Burny’s May 12, 2020
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