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smile job

When someone smiles for a very creepily long amount of time until the other person freaks out and there reaction is unknown.
The purpose of this is to see peoples random reactions to get a rise of laughter from you and your friends.

"I just gave that old man a smile job from a across the room and he winked at me!"....*hysterical laughter*
I just gave that small child a smile job and he made a stupid face at me!
by thesaminator17 October 13, 2010
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smile

the drawing back and slight lifting of the corners of the mouth, which partially uncover the teeth; the curving of the naso-labial furrows
I was happy, therefore I smiled.
by mr. kev October 19, 2010
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Facebook Smile

A pouting, sneering facial expression used predominantly for social networking photographs that replaces the standard smile.
'Everytime she sees a camera she puts on her Facebook smile'.
by itsnotourfuture March 21, 2011
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German Smile

Japanese men do not refer to their pee hole as a Jap's Eye obviously.

Instead they refer to it as a German Smile.
'Holy shit Kenji, whats wrong?!'

'Ah crap, I got a pool cue stuck up my German Smile'
by Hazukisanify February 10, 2012
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All Smiles and Boners

The state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a sexual fantasy, usually in the middle of class, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.

It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.

The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.
I was all smiles and boners until an old lady said, "I see you staring at your dog's pussy."
by mourkeer August 13, 2012
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Auto-smile

The act of smiling automatically. A genuine smile that can not be suppressed because of happiness or excitement. An automatic reaction to smile.
"I just saw the cutest golden retriever puppy, and I totally auto-smiled all the way home!"

"I saw that cute guy/girl at the coffee shop and I don't know what it is about him/her, but I auto-smile when I see him/her."

"I know I've only been seeing him/her for a month, but I auto-smile every time I see a text from him/her."
by merlin88 February 18, 2013
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Riley Smile

The action in which someone tucks there lips in so it appears as the person has no lips or mouth. Popularized by Riley B. Most commonly used by middle-high school students.
He uses the "Riley smile" for every picture.
by Farmer Jenkins February 10, 2014
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