dick smacked

When a dude pulls his dick out of his partners mouth and smacks it across their face.

"After my girlfriend was done giving me a blowjob, I pulled my dick out, smacked here across the face with it, and she was dick smacked".

by Double G Dog November 23, 2013

Twat Smack

The Female equivalent of T-bagging

I heard that Larry likes being twat smacked by Becky.

Twat smacking has added a new spark of romance to a dying relationship.

by Java Shark March 16, 2015

smack johnson

when a person is smacked out of their mind on thizzles

shut up smack johnson,
whats up smack johnson,
never be that smacked smack johnson

by chachi916 April 24, 2007

Superflaulisticgenetialiac Smack

{super-flaw-istic-genetialistic-smack} (male use only)

When someone plays super mario bros. 1 (only number 1) for over 4 hours and 32 minutes straight and then goes to court for a parking ticket and moons the judge in the middle of the case and slaps the judge across the face with his penis and scrotum.

"Did you hear about Billy Bob?"
"Oh yeah, I heard he pulled off a Superflaulisticgenetialiac Smack the other day..."

by DERZ! January 28, 2008

Tat Smacking

An act in which a male, usually one with a higher percentage of body fat and ample sized breasts, sneaks up upon an unsuspecting bystander and juts his Tat's in to the victims face while he growls in a primal manner with arms raised. This is not however exclusive to males. Females with ample breasts can also do it.

Ryan could not stop the relentless tat smacking he suffered on behalf of jimmy

by Robert Krebs May 26, 2005

Bombardi smack

Dick slapping someone in the face while they are sleeping

Bill was passed out on the couch from drinking too much at the frat house, some of the frat brothers were paying cards and John said someone needs to go over there and give Bill an ol' Bombardi smack since he pussed out so fast...

by U of M Fan / Go Blue December 6, 2006

Cracker Smack

Cracker Smack is the dumb shit white people be saying

"Did you hear what Timothy said, he said all black people are racist."
"Man I'm telling you, he just speaking Cracker Smack

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017