slow jam

An idiot or stupid person. May also affectionately apply to people who are delivering previously- or commonly-known information.

"Did you hear that kid? What a slow jam!"

by DJ 007 April 19, 2006

Slow Dick

A dick that erects like an old swan. Similar to "Snail dick" it is crooked and bent like a swans neck or a snail's back. Those who have SLOW DICK tend to have crusty, salmon smelling smegma.

Slow dick is usually used as an insult unless one takes pride in having one. It can also be used to describe a male's genitalia.

Bitch you got a slow dick!

Dont bring ur slow dick over here!!

Eww, that cunt got a slow dick *face of disgust*

What a grimey ass nikka, he got slow dick!!?

I dont fucks with the slow dick, that shit is nasty.

He got a slow dick.

by SLOW DICK MASTER June 15, 2011

Slow blink

When someone has just said something so ridiculous, so moronic, so foolish, and you can't even fathom what part of their brain spewed out that nonsensical bullshit.

*insert slow blink* "Who even are you?.. I cannot believe you just said that"

*Insert slow blink* "I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that"

*Insert slow blink* " Are you new? Do you even go here? "

by anonymous July 14, 2022

Street Slow

some one who lacks common sense or street smarts

1."chicken of the sea, does that mean its fish or chicken??"

"dang that chick is street slow!"

2. "i'm not stupid, im just street slow"

by ~KNM~ January 22, 2009

rolling slows

a 'snail' driver, doing the "limit" or LESS! -GET FUCKING MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was hot dogging over to jill's for a taste, but was late 'cause i was held hostage by the rolling slows!!!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

slow cummer

A woman that takes forever to cum. No matter how good your dick skills are.

Man Cody my wife is a slow cummer, no matter how good I hit the g-spot.

by Nebsmith February 8, 2017

Slow-VID

The pleasant and forced slowing down of an individual fast paced lifestyle due to Coronavirus - learning to appreciate the simple things in life, being present, doing less, slowing down, connecting with people and just enjoying, being, rather than doing.

I’m embracing the slow-VID lifestyle during this pandemic, less is more, being rather than doing and being more present.

by Nerfdad April 12, 2020