sweezing

when a 12th grader trys to date a 7th grader

why u sweezing

by leequebum September 18, 2019

Sleeping pants

Often confused with pajamas. The difference is sultle, but it's there. Sleeping pants are worn under work jeans in place of long johns when one is simply too lazy to change before work.

Oh man! Look at all those sleeping pants!

by Pepper Cleveland October 16, 2019

Sneezing Poseidon

When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.

I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 2, 2019

skeezing

Its the act of sneezing all the jizz that is stuck in the small gap between your nasal passages and your throat.

Darn it, not again.... mike keeps purposely skeezing in my face and with no hesitation he doesn't even bother to cover his mouth.

by 696dfsdnkg December 13, 2019

Sleeping on your style

Using substances or other, mostly non natural ways to be able to fall asleep at night.

Person 1: I have trouble sleeping, maybe ill drink a little or take the pills my doctor gave me.

Person 2: I see, you have been sleeping on your style for a couple of years now, maybe ill try it out myself but im afraid i wont be able to go back to normal.

by Exchange January 4, 2020

Sleeping Doxy

A sleeping doxy is just a mega thot. Sleeping Doxies will find as many men to fuck in one night, like a normal thot. They do this because they want these men to impregnate them, thus making the men pay child support.

Guy 1: Yo bro
Guy 2: Yeah dude?
Guy 1: See that woman over there? She's a sleeping doxy. Stay away from her.
Guy 2: Thanks bro, I don't wanna pay child support bills.

by 123456789098765432156739201 May 9, 2020

Sleeping

Turning off your notifications and rewatch Teen Wolf for the 7th time.

Mom I'm sleeping close the lights

by M.9 June 30, 2020