by Jean-Simon (fuck grammar) October 12, 2023
Get the Jean-Simon mug.The end of any sexual act which ends in disappointment. Dirty Dawn Simmons is the name given to those 'hard to please' constantly 'disappointed' individuals who will never and can never be satisfied.
Tracey: How did you get on with your date last night?
Paul: I pulled a right crime-watch cougar. I smashed her with my 10inch love wand for 2hours straight.
Tracey: She must have loved it!
Paul: Nah mate. She just sat there like a redundant paraplegic and constantly huffed, puffed and groaned. She even looked at her watch and one point. She even emailed me after to tell me how concerned and disappointed she was with my performance!
Tracey: No way, she's done a 'Dirty Dawn Simmons' on you.
Paul: I pulled a right crime-watch cougar. I smashed her with my 10inch love wand for 2hours straight.
Tracey: She must have loved it!
Paul: Nah mate. She just sat there like a redundant paraplegic and constantly huffed, puffed and groaned. She even looked at her watch and one point. She even emailed me after to tell me how concerned and disappointed she was with my performance!
Tracey: No way, she's done a 'Dirty Dawn Simmons' on you.
by Golden Void September 6, 2019
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by DDBarbie February 14, 2020
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Daniels: Nah i think he's become a straight edge simon
Daniels: Nah i think he's become a straight edge simon
by Conm January 16, 2021
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by Anjuna February 4, 2022
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by 😈 trolly March 8, 2022
Get the Nick and simon mug.the smartest person you’ve ever met and probably the most beautiful person you’ve seen. Looks like gu jun pyo from boys over flowers(kdrama). Super funny and it’s very obvious he’s too good for you. Into girls with cuteness(aegyo) but acts like he has no feelings and acts like a douchebag at first. Super soft on the inside but will reject you if you’re not korean or cute. Will get in Stanford
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