Occurring most often in female public restrooms with an excess of stalls (i.e. truckstop, mall), this is the act of checking each stall for one that is void of anything in, on, or around the toilet. Most likely ends in settling for the least disgusting stall, or waiting for an occupied stall to become available.
John: What took you so long, I thought you only had to "pee real quick"?
Cindy: I did, but I had to do a two minute stall shuffle before I could find one that was clean enough to go in.
Cindy: I did, but I had to do a two minute stall shuffle before I could find one that was clean enough to go in.
by rhymeswithdanana May 3, 2009
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As made famous by Michael Singer, Gov'mint Teacha.
As made famous by Michael Singer, Gov'mint Teacha.
Guy 1: "Dude you see me do the singer shuffle in the pit last night?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Nice Singer would be proud."
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Nice Singer would be proud."
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When a stupid person purposely procrastinates and wastes your time because they can't decide what to do.
by CapnSpaulding October 12, 2012
Get the asshole shuffle mug.A sexual preference that is usually not abusive or harmful but just very kinky and weird. Often times involving unusual toys, positions, or settings.
- having sex while watching "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" on repeat.
- "Jenny is into the weird stuff, so I think we are going to try covering our selves in whipped cream with a strap on while hanging upside down from the ceiling."
- often times the results of having sex during a crazy trip.
- "Jenny is into the weird stuff, so I think we are going to try covering our selves in whipped cream with a strap on while hanging upside down from the ceiling."
- often times the results of having sex during a crazy trip.
by Thewankychef November 13, 2018
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"Dan, you reek like ass man!"
"Yeah dude, last night i gave casey the El Grande Stuffed Taco. I finished late. Nuff said."
"Yeah dude, last night i gave casey the El Grande Stuffed Taco. I finished late. Nuff said."
by Paully C. January 1, 2008
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by DPDough November 18, 2011
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There are many good things in life, like cars, money, and weed. But if you want something confusing, a girl friend is all you need.
Your babe doesn't say what she wants, but you're somehow supposed to know. If they want to do this or do that, stay here, stay there, or just go.
Then there's the time, you all know what I mean, that monthly little joy. That lets them abuse the crap out of you, just for being a boy.
If you ever dare look at another hot chick, they seem to scream, go on, and panic. But watch how fast they ignore you, at the sight of that queer from Titanic.
They give you questions like "Am I fat?", and "If you could go with one of my pals, who?". There is no answer, face the facts, you are definitely through.
They take nothing and blow it up, and make a tremendous fuss. So girls, no matter what you think, you are just as hard to understand as us. What a bit of stuff!
There are many good things in life, like cars, money, and weed. But if you want something confusing, a girl friend is all you need.
Your babe doesn't say what she wants, but you're somehow supposed to know. If they want to do this or do that, stay here, stay there, or just go.
Then there's the time, you all know what I mean, that monthly little joy. That lets them abuse the crap out of you, just for being a boy.
If you ever dare look at another hot chick, they seem to scream, go on, and panic. But watch how fast they ignore you, at the sight of that queer from Titanic.
They give you questions like "Am I fat?", and "If you could go with one of my pals, who?". There is no answer, face the facts, you are definitely through.
They take nothing and blow it up, and make a tremendous fuss. So girls, no matter what you think, you are just as hard to understand as us. What a bit of stuff!
by quan cao tien August 19, 2010
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