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Montana Muscle Shuffle

When a man fists two dudes at the same time until their rectums fall out. After the act has been comitted the male shall drink the blood that has been spilled by the victims, then vomit it on the floor. Three men cum on the pile then poor it in a cup, creating a peppermint swirl, then one man shall be selected to be drowned in the peppermint swirl while the rest of the victims shout Montana slang.
Yo me and my girl did a Montana Muscle Shuffle
by Jonny838294 February 23, 2019
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The Kieth Olberman Shuffle

When you take thumbtacks, place them as deep as possible into a girls ass skin (to stimulate the never endings of course) meanwhile, you are beating the pussy up with a rolled up news paper until the bleeding lubricates it naturally. When she is close to passed out call her a slut, cut her head off with a chainsaw and put it on a tiki pole. Grab your best Indian outfit and do a sacrificial dance around the pole while sacrificing a live sheep. This is followed by an anal rape session.
Did you throw away the paper honey? i would love to do The Kieth Olberman Shuffle tonight.
by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK March 8, 2011
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ipod shuffle

Another ingenious creation by Apple.

About the size of a pack of gum, the iPod Shuffle holds up to 240 songs for much more reasonable price than the other, more expensive iPods (iPod Video, iPod Nano, iPod mini, etc.). With one simple slide, one can program the iPod Shuffle to play straight through or play songs in random order. Indeed, the iPod Shuffle is by far the eaiest mp3 player to operate. And when it comes down to it, they're just plain cute.

iPod Shuffles sell for $99.
Joey: The other iPods may have fancier features, but I like my iPod Shuffle.
Merideth: Yeah, plus,I was able to pay for it myself with my money from my after-school job at Dairy Queen.
by AbbyhasaniPodShuffle April 9, 2006
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scruffle

The length of the hair on a man's face that lies somewhere between stubble and a light beard (scruff).
If you don't shave that scruffle, you'll have a grizzly adams soon!
by P'an Ku June 20, 2007
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dwight yokum shuffle

made famous by country singer dwight yokum.shuffling of feet in a stealthy way to sneak up on people.
Darrel did the dwight yokum shuffle in the lunch line.
by Darrel January 1, 2005
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struffle

A word used to describe the act of ironic dancing. For example, repeated use of dance moves featured in songs such as 'Saturday Night' by Whigfield and 'Tragedy' by Steps, but used to dance to other songs.
Word is combination of 'struggle' and 'shuffle'
I am going to struffle til dawn, the ladies are gonna love it
by Sparky_08 April 2, 2008
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five fingered shuffle

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004
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