Shoe Brain

I means someone has the intelligence of a foot, or someone is stupid.

Hunter has a shoe brain.

by thatweirdloser September 10, 2022

Orthodox Shoe

A Jewish man that never changes his shoes.

There goes the Rabbi, and he's wearing the same orthodox shoe as always.

by Homonopoly champ June 5, 2011

special shoes

This is someone who has intense emotional issues. You do not want to be involved with a person with special shoes.

She wears special shoes.

by ILL-MATIC June 13, 2007

lesbian shoes

lesbian shoes are doc martens

dave - “she’s wear lesbian shoes”
gal - “those are just her doc martens”

by dicmister August 12, 2022

Shoe Shoppin

When you go into a bathroom and you can tell who is on the toilet based on their shoes.

I dont know what you ate last night but i know that was you in the bathroom earlier. I was shoe shopping to see who was the nasty person in the bathroom earlier.

by jcam1980 August 27, 2012

goomba shoe

The act of taking off one's shoe during sexual intercourse, pooping into the shoe, putting it back on, and stomping repeatedly onto your partner's (usually male) genitalia.

Person 1: "Hey Matt, did your girl give you the goomba shoe last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man it was crazy!"

by jroller420 October 27, 2022

Government Shoes

Shoes made specially for people with odd shape feet usually suffering from cabbage foot syndrome or shaped like a wired vegetable often at 90 degree angles which can be great for football for getting mad curve and whipage.

Shane "Has your Government Shoes come yet Earl". Earl "No!! But the better come soon! How the hell can I shoplift dog nuts to feed to the hoes in the basement without fresh crepes!"

by Shanelovdahoop15 April 14, 2017