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Shitted

I just shitted myself.
by bigman234 January 1, 2020
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shit

Someone's feces.
I stepped in some dog shit on my walk
by Bob Hokok December 15, 2008
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shit

1.a word you would use if you were like "danget! i forgot something"

2. a pile of poo
1. oh shit! i forgot to turn off the dryer!
2. look at that shit that's in the toilet!
by FUTBOLFREAK4 July 13, 2009
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The Shit

One whom kicks ass. Also they are bad ass.
by Skoggs March 20, 2010
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shit

Some How It's Tasty
Tom : Your food is shit.
Alice: Fuck you, whats wrong with it ??
Tom : Actually, I mean some how its tasty.
by deepblue_22 December 6, 2009
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shit

Abbreviation for "sorry honey it's Thursday" similar to tgif. Typically said when someone says tgif on a Thursday.
Janet: Yippie, TGIF
Paul: SHIT, you can say that tomorrow
by Boss3503 October 1, 2010
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Shit

If you don't know what shit is you have shit for brains. I do have a nice bit to add on the origin of the word though.

ORIGIN: Hundreds of years ago in England manure was shipped as fertilizer by sea to famers for use on their fields. The ships that they used to haul this nasty freight were wooden and the smell of fresh shit made the sailors sick. Some sailors started storing the shit deep in the hull and even attempted to seal off the smell. Unfortunatey, the methane gas from all the manure built up and as soon as some poor sailor came by with a lit pipe or a lantern... BOOM!!!

To avoid this, sailors realized they had to let the dangerous cargo air out, and that manure was only safe at the top of the frieght stacks in the ocean breeze. Crates holding manure had the abbreviation S.H.I.T. on them to remind sailors to Ship High In Transit. Thus, the term shit was born and went on to become one of the most beloved and interchangable curse words in English history. Now ain't that some fascinating shit?
Shit can mean anything from the lowest of the low to the greatest of the great!

Ex: Denzel Washington's acting is the shit!!! (positive)

Ex2: Rush Limbaugh is a lardass, hypocritical, lying, bigoted, drug addicted, narrow-minded, arrogant, and self-obsessed piece of toxic shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jr Phillips August 10, 2009
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