spacklecrack

Noun

1. A term used to describe a person who went to sleep with so much semen leaking out of their butthole, that they awaken to their buttcheeks being stuck together and their buttcrack completely sealed shut.

"After a long night of drinking and several sexual partners, she awoke with a severe case of spacklecrack."

by billebllunt May 12, 2014

Shickle

The armpit of your knee.

"Bro."
"Sup?"
"Can I lickle your shickle?"
"Coursey."

by HarryStygles March 15, 2015

spackleface

For you drywallers, when your beau shoots his load acoss your face in an orange peel texture.

Joe, take a look at her spackleface. You can't even see the patch!

by Dry n hard June 26, 2016

sacklehorn

A "clean" version of calling someone incompetent or simpleminded. Most people do not realize that "sacklehorn" is an insult which makes the phrase that more enjoyable to use. (sa-ckl-horn)

Example: That guy is such a sacklehorn.

Example: There are a lot of sacklehorns in this area.
Example: Don't be a sacklehorn.

by LinguisticNinja May 25, 2016

Shuckled

1. To leave in a messy or ungraceful manner.
2. Slang for rob or ransack.

Ex. 1
Tripping over several books, Edward shuckled out of the room.
Ex. 2
Lots of people have been shuckled recently in town.

by Ihasfoxtail January 26, 2017

snacklebank

When people sneak candy into a theater and sell them for shorter prices

Tyrone: Hey, where's the snacklebank at?

Mark: He's around the exit.

Tyrone: Thanks.

Tyrone: *walks to the exit* Hey, you got them Almond Joys?

Snacklebank: Nah fam, but I got a couple Snickers bars.

Tyrone: Gimme two of those, I'll give you $6.50

Snacklebank: Cool, thanks bro.

by FirshtPls June 14, 2017

Shankled

having been sodomized by a female with artificial male genitalia

I thought she was a nice girl until she shankled me so hard I couldn't sit down for a week.

by Stormy Petrel May 22, 2018