sacklehorn 

A "clean" version of calling someone incompetent or simpleminded. Most people do not realize that "sacklehorn" is an insult which makes the phrase that more enjoyable to use. (sa-ckl-horn)

Example: That guy is such a sacklehorn.

Example: There are a lot of sacklehorns in this area.
Example: Don't be a sacklehorn.

sacklehorn by LinguisticNinja May 25, 2016

Macklehorny 

mak-luh-hore-nee

1. The act of being horny for the rap singer Macklemore (aka Ben Haggerty)

2. When someone feels intense sexual desires for Macklemore

3. Wanting/loving/needing Macklemore so much, that you don't know what to do with yourself.

If only I could get me some Macklemore, I have been so dang macklehorny lately!

Last night I had a dream I was having sex with Macklemore. I woke up humping my pillow. I guess I must be macklehorny.

Just hearing Macklemore rap makes me almost die of macklehornyness.

Macklehorny by MacklemoreLover April 23, 2013

saddlehorn 

Dildo bench. See also: Sybian.

Her lips have got a good hold on that saddlehorn and she's a-goin to town!

saddlehorn by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

rusty saddlehorn 

When a person lays on their back and stiffens their tongue, sticking it out as far as possible and their partner straddles the person's face planting their anus on the protruding tongue and riding up and down, thereby doing all the work while the person on the bottom leisurely performs analingus.

She then mounted her husband's face and rode the rusty saddlehorn while he lazily rimmed her.

rusty saddlehorn by Pat W. July 20, 2008

saddlehorn 

saddlehorn

saddlehorn by Anonymous October 5, 2003