Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation

Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

simply clean services

The best cleaning business in New England. Keep it simple, simply clean.

Simply clean services cleans my lake house, we love them!

by anonymous April 27, 2024

Crappy service

When your shopping and no one is help full and you get annoyed. Also known getting Terrell'd

I've been getting crappy service everywhere today.

by Shadow 1337 May 25, 2018

Service or "ill service'

extremely good head or fellatio.

Man cuz that broad gave me some ill ass service.

Hey gurl you down wit the service?

by Deelicious May 13, 2005

Service-Side

A gay, bi, or queer man who identifies as a side (not interested in anal sex) and whose primary focus in sexual encounters is pleasuring his partner through oral sex, mutual masturbation, and other non-penetrative acts, rather than seeking reciprocal stimulation.

A guy who doesn’t do anal (top or bottom) but lives to please. Gets off on getting you off.

“Damn, he’s a total service-side — I didn’t even have to lift a finger, he just sucked me dry.”

by toclus August 30, 2025

private service

The action of doing help or doing work for someone privately

I don't use any public porn website to watch porn, I use private services.

by Ringa Darkmountain November 7, 2018

Innovative Computer Services

The absolute perfect example of a company that knows what they are doing all the time and never disappoints. They are your go to company if you need any type of computer problem, or if its just that stupid light that keeps flickering, they can fix it. Also doubles as a home improvement service. (Mainly for the elderly)

Innovative Computer Services? They are the best. Simple.

by techexpert December 10, 2022