scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.

Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

Scronch

A kind of squishy crunch, usually a sound that organic life with skeletons make when being crushed.

Person 1: I hated the scronch sound I heard when I accidentally ran over a squirrel.
Person 2: I cringe so much just imagining it.

by AstralightSky February 26, 2023

Scorcher

Someone with no rizz

He is a scorcher

by ScreamiAAA February 28, 2023

Scorcher

Someone who has zero rizz

You are a scorcher on the rizz-o-meter

by ScreamiAAA February 28, 2023

Scrock

Skinny Rock from Black Adam when he undoes the Shazam buff

Oh look it’s Scrock!

by Scrocky March 3, 2023

scooch

guy who can't stop eating mud

AGH, for FUCK'S sake Scooch, stop eating the mud you stupid prick!!!

by chad smithings March 4, 2023

SCOCHED

To be wronged, ripped off or cheated

I bought some apples from my neighbor and they were full of worms. That's the second time iv been scoched by him. Don't give him money he's going to scoche you

by King Ronsco March 7, 2023